Because I don't know how to spell "Eigth." Or...however. Egads, it's a TAG. I stole it from Neriede. So thanks, Nis.

HERE GOES!

Chose 10 of your OC's. Or ten of your favorite people.(like friends,family,celebrities. Anyone you think is cool.) But you can't chose yourself.

1: Ezra
2: Dante
3: Alice
4: Watercolor
5: Firefly
6: Jathaniel
7: Kaylanna
8: Dimitri
9: Crow
10: Hibiscus


1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Dimitri excuses himself halfway through the meal because there is no way in hell that Watercolor would invite Alice to dine with her unless she was under some sort of threat. She'd make the atmosphere so uncomfortable that it would make Dimitri - usually the hardest to rattle - begin to shake.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.

Crow would eventually get her sister Firefly to go along - because Crow is just so bad like that - and Firefly would spend the entire evening cleaning up after all the loud, messy drunks - because she's just so good like that.

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?

Number 6. Jathaniel is way more mellow than Ezra. With Ezra I could wake up with scars along the inside of my arms. Chances are that Jathaniel won't even be home when I walk through his door, so I can eat his food and sleep in his bed and be out before he comes back.

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

Hibiscus: "I saw nothing."

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

Dimitri will just have to deal with it. It's destined (considering that I hold their fates) that Jathaniel and Alice are going to fall in love anyways. Dimitri is totally not even in their story.

6) 4 jumps you in a dark allyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

It would be 7 - Kaylanna the impulsive.

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Chicken blood is everywhere, and Firefly is flipping out about the state of her kitchen.

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?

Honestly? Go out and kill the fucker who hit Firefly's car. And if no one hit the car, she'd kill the doctor who fails to save her sister.

9) 3 has to marry either 8,4 or 9. Who do they chose?

Alice would marry Dimitri, as he is the only guy.

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Food. Kaylanna can't cook worth shiz.

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

Ezra. I'd get more physical contact with him than with Jathaniel, considering he belongs to Alice.

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

No lie? Because she's drunk on Corona.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

Are you insane? Alice is hell. She'd kick everyone's ass.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?

Dimitri: "I really don't care about their stupid wedding."

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven-eight-nine. Haha, NO. Jathaniel would never be afraid of Kaylanna.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Numbers one through nine complain about the lack of blood, except for Firefly who thinks it's perfect.

17) 1 arives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

He was fighting an internal battle - whether he should go to his best friend's wedding and lose him willingly, or just kill himself and not have to deal with the pain of separation.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Impossible. Firefly has never been - and will never be - drunk. Scenario 18 ruined.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's brithday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Ooh, this is fun. Well to begin, they give him a book. It's called "God Is Great." And, you know, Dimitri is a devout atheist. How does it go? Well let's just say that it took Animal Control a while to get Alice, Jathaniel, and Watercolor out of the lion cage where they'd been mysteriously trapped.

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They're all wondering about the end of their stories. I douse them with oil and threaten to light a match if they don't get the fuck off my lawn.

21) 9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

He'd probably just...do nothing. Except, like, never talk to anyone again.

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can surrvive. Does 6 save themself or 1?

Jathaniel would save Ezra. God knows why - Ezra would save himself, and Jathaniel knows this. But he still would opt to let Ezra live, and let himself perish. So sad.

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

Ezra. Too preoccupied in the morbid.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

They'd have some deep, philisophical conversation on the way back to civilization. Oh, you mean the rescue? It'd go off perfectly, without a hitch.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

She sets up a game of croquet and convinces the counselors that they should have a tournament. Which she wins, of course, with the help of her lucky green ball.

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Dimitri: (To Kaylanna) Why do I love you again?
Kaylanna: (dancing) Dunno. Ask her.
Me: (shrugs) I'dunno.

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

Dante reads the first installment, shakes his head, and tells Ezra to burn it. Surprisingly, Ezra will listen to Dante.

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

I'm sorry. Did you say...Kaylanna? Made a pie? Oh dear god, pop some pills. That shit will kill you.

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

Dimitri goes fishing. And manages to catch a decent meals worth. He knows how to survive. Alice spends the time picking flowers to put in her hair.

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Bogyman or something like that instead.)

Run.

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?

They go eat. Like, no lie.